OK, so…I’ve been single for about a year and a half now – happily so, right? Yes! But….I think I’m ready now. I’m ready to date – so let’s hit it!!
Wait….where did everyone go….?
What the hell? I used to have to fight ’em off….ok, maybe ‘fight ’em off’ is a bit of an exaggeration, but you know, they used to be milling about…within view….all single and shit….and now….I can’t seem to meet a guy to save my life. Where do you meet men??
“Join a dating site”, my friends said. Of course, I had the same reaction you just had – “a dating site?? Isn’t that for losers??”
Ugh….I may be a loser, I joined – and not just joined, I joined enthusiastically….lets let that be our little secret, k?
So, I just cannot wait to see what/who is out there waiting for me. I’m gonna turn on my computer, sign into my new dating site, and start shopping for men. Yea, me! This is going to be so much fun, right?