Date #3: Two outta three ain’t bad….unless it is

One word:  Felon

Yep….convicted, no less.

Are you fucking kidding me???   Seriously, so far…..2 out of my 3 dates have been with convicts.  Am I on the wrong site??   Wtf?    Remember Rule #1?  (don’t date convicts) Well, it’s a bit difficult to hold steadfast to that rule when you don’t know they’re convicted felons before you go out with them.  Its not in their profile and they don’t offer that info prior to meeting up.  This lovely young man just got done with his two year stint in the pokey – for a felony.   Apparently, 7 DUI’s equal a felony.   I should’ve been tipped off when I spotted him walking up the street to our meeting place.  I just thought, “Wow, look at him getting exercise every chance he gets.  No wonder I can bench press him…..sigh….”.   Where’s that damn red flag?!?!    Maybe I should hook him up with the Schwinn guy – he could ride the bike instead of walking everywhere!

On the bright side, conversation was not lacking.  He had some good prison stories.

 

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