Date #4: White girls can jump too

Date #4:   I’m beginning to prefer convicts.

A nice looking guy messaged me – right away we seemed to have the same sense of humor and were bantering back and forth – quite fun!  Then he spontaneously said “Hey, lets not text everything there is to say about ourselves – lets just meet now and talk!”   I’m not the most spontaneous person….but, hey, predictability was getting me nowhere, time to change my ways.  “ok – lets meet!”

We meet up at Dave & Busters and sat at the bar outside the game room.   The bartender asks what he can get me – “Sam Adams, please”.   He looks at my date who responds with “Oh, nothing”.   Uhhhh, what???   I mean, he doesn’t need to drink alcohol, but get something!   So there I am, sitting there with a tall Sam Adams at the bar while he is drinking “nothing”, and he’s getting antsy.  Really?   I’m so sorry I assumed it’d be okay to get a drink while sitting at the bar.   Finally he says he can’t sit still and suggests we go play some games.   Oh, man…the awkwardness multiplied tenfold.   Every game he wanted to play was broken and it annoyed him.  I suggested we play a shooting game – I really thought it would help get some of my irritation out in a constructive way.   Nope – he was annoyed because he couldn’t figure out how to play.   I’ve really got to look into those cyanide capsules.

At long last, it was an appropriate time to call it a night, in my opinion.   We walk out to the parking lot and he says “I am parked WAY out there, can you just drive me to my car?”   Red Flag.   But – I figure, hey, it’s my car – I can jump out if need be.   So, I take him to his car and he says to me…OMG, wait until you hear this – ok, so he says to me, “Can I kiss you – and if so, can I put my hand just above your hip but below your ribcage while I do?  And while I’m doing that, you can put your hand on my – ”   JUMP OUT!    I fully expected him to ask me to put my right foot on red and my left hand on green….

Rule #3:  Don’t date guys who try to use the game of Twister in a goodnight kiss.